Philosopher Of Past Decisions Pillows

"Now, of course, I have to question the validity of that particular decision."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

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'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Lady Jane Grey

Al, you know how a lot of people in Britain regretted their decision to leave the European Union? I was just wondering if you ever regretted your decision to leave the human race.

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Business cartoon of businessman in his office, a stop sign and nameplate that reads 'decisions stop here'.

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"The Woofs have it."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

"Unless you have a better idea."

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'