Hindsight Philosopher Pillows

Department of Futures: Hindsight and Foresight.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"1971... 2015..."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Childhood Screen Addict

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Children's games and technology

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"You seem very remote."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'