Hindsight Humorist Pillows

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

'Welcome to Shouda, Wouda, Couda, the investment hindsight show.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Right here's fine."

Emergency Hipster Beard

The discovery of asparagus.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

What's an Imax cave?

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

This side is the gag reel.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Bible Bloopers

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Large print e-book.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Used wheels

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"