Hindsight Humorist Gifts

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

'Welcome to Shouda, Wouda, Couda, the investment hindsight show.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Right here's fine."

The discovery of asparagus.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Large print e-book.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bible Bloopers

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

The Drone