Decision Philosopher Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with our decision philosopher pillows. Designed to inspire contemplation and comfort, these pillows make thoughtful gifts for introspective and curious minds.

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'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.' mockup

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.' mockup

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend." mockup

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

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'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.' mockup

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

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No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong! mockup

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

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Fork in the trail.

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"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

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The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager. mockup

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

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"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't." mockup

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

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Illogic Tree

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'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.' mockup

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

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'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.' mockup

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

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"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply." mockup

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

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I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

I hear you are good at making snap decisions. mockup

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

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'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!' mockup

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

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How to choose...

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'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.' mockup

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

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Left and Right: Please be consistent. mockup

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

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The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

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'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.' mockup

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

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A man's health care options.

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Question man

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I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback. mockup

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

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'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.' mockup

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

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"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?" mockup

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

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"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?" mockup

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

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"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them" mockup

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

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Digital or analog elevators.

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'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.' mockup

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

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Tasting Zoo

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No Coin Flipping

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It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult. mockup

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

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Pick a direction.

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Decision Philosopher Pillows Collection

Decision Philosopher Mugs

Looking for more mugs that celebrate decision philosophers? Discover our full collection of witty and inspiring mugs perfect for deep thinkers.

Decision Philosopher Prints

Browse our selection of prints for decision philosophers. Add some wisdom and wit to your decor with artwork that sparks conversation and reflection.

Decision Philosopher T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that speak to decision philosophers. Our range combines humor and insight, making it easy to wear your love for philosophy with pride.