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'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Fork in the trail.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

A man's health care options.

Question man

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

Digital or analog elevators.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Tasting Zoo

No Coin Flipping

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.