Philosopher Of Plans T-Shirts

Struck Down by Lightning.

"We only got six days of funding."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Citizen of the world.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Saguaro Cacti.

"I propose we go with the second option."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

Clear construction agreements are important.

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'