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'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

Worker ant's To Do list.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'Hold me!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Clear construction agreements are important.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"