Pecking Order Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the pecking order philosopher? Explore our collection of humor-infused, insightful products that make a statement. From mugs to prints, these items celebrate the art of understanding social hierarchies with a witty twist, ideal for thinkers and humorists alike.

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"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well." mockup

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

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'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.' mockup

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

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'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.'

'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.' mockup

'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.'

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town." mockup

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

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"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by." mockup

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.' mockup

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

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"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.". mockup

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

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"Forget it - she's out of your league." mockup

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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Power/Expenditures

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Doubt or Certainy

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Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers. mockup

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

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'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.' mockup

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

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I am so late for a hair appointment mockup

I am so late for a hair appointment

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'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.' mockup

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

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No Action Comics

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TSA Lines

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'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.' mockup

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

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"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?" mockup

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

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"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it." mockup

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

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U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.' mockup

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

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"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'" mockup

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

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"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you." mockup

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

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'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...' mockup

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

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"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office." mockup

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

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'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?' mockup

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop mockup

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

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I think therefore...

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"Who's next?"

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A thinker seeing his own thought. mockup

A thinker seeing his own thought.

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Pecking Order Philosopher Gifts Collection

Pecking Order Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the pecking order with humor and style—perfect for starting conversations over coffee or tea.

Pecking Order Philosopher Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add humor and insight to your space, featuring clever designs inspired by social hierarchies.

Pecking Order Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints that offer a witty take on the pecking order—ideal for adding a splash of insight to your walls.

Pecking Order Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that playfully showcase the pecking order philosophy—style and wit, all in one perfect wearable package.