
"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".
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"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".
Light Bulb Moment
"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."
"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."
"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."
"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."
'Peekaboo!'
'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'
"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"
Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.
Where did Mommy go? Turtle Peekaboo.
'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'
"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"
'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'
"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."
No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …
'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'
"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"
"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."
X-Raying Christmas Presents
Think Tank.
"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."
Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'
"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."
Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.
"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."
"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."
"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"
Rubik's cubicle
Think and Think Again.
"You must be in the boss's spot. That's the first warning."
"Another Wordle show-off."
'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'
The company vehicle
Games and Rubiks Cubes
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