Pecking Order Navigator Pillows

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Child driving a toy car

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Examiners.

Who's In Charge Here?

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

"The advice was free. But the office visit was a hundred bucks an hour."

"Land ahoy!"

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

"You must be in the boss's spot. That's the first warning."

Unacceptable Social Behaviour

"Head down this road 'bout three miles, turn right onto Route 12A, take that until you see a barn with a 'Trump' sign on it. At the foreclosure sign, make a left..."

'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.'

'If the small print just locks me into the sweltering airtight hellhole that is the service agreement, we're in business.'

Clancy Strip: Horse Racing

"Tell me again where you got this GPS?"

"Not everyone has a favourite color."