Pairing Philosopher Pillows

"Why before I make myself a fool because I don't know which wine goes with which meat I left the meat aside!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"You're welcome."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Harold, you've changed."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'