"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"
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"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."
Joined at the hipster.
"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"
Optimist
"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."
"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."
Large, wrinkly
WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."
Schrödinger and his cat
"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.
"Most people forget they've had amnesia."
Sharing the Bed with Zeno
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"
Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.
"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.
"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."
Desert island dweller sinks in sand.
Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.
Inventing Time Travel
"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"
"I'm a huge fan of your work."
307 days without an accident.
Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box
Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.
"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"
Department of Homeland Insecurity
"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"
Schrodinger's kittens
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