Odd Pairing Appreciator Pillows

Large, wrinkly

"I love you, you big fool."

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Well this is awkward.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Disco Dancing

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Couple in Grey

Gay couple living together.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

That guy is a walking contradiction.

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'He's an abstract painter.'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

Ice/Mice fishing.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Sleeping Russian

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

It's the thought that counts...'on our first anniversary he gave me a pearl necklce. On our silver anniversary he gave me a colonoscopy!'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

'Yes, dear. I remember when we sat on the same side of the booth. It was back when we were double-dating.'