Odd Couple Enthusiasts Pillows

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Disco Dancing

'We were made for each other.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Turtle Blind dates

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Doomed Romance

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"This should be hilarious."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

The interpreter

This marriage will never work --- She's a go anywhere gal and he's a one-step-at-a-time guy.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.