Purr-fect Pairer Pillows

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I hate it..."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Re-home Sweet Home

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Cat's Valentine

There had always been three in the relationship...

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"Your next life will be so much better."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

catholic

"We should get a cat."

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'