Purr-fect Pairer Pillows

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Re-home Sweet Home

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Cat's Valentine

There had always been three in the relationship...

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

"We should get a cat."

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

Cat swats man; 'ME...YOW!'