Purr-fect Therapist Pillows

"Your next life will be so much better."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'We know you have a cat...'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

There had always been three in the relationship...

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Cat's Valentine

Who am I kidding?

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

When cats bring gifts.

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

catholic

Cat Lady

I love my cat.

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

'Dad, Grandma had a funeral, right? Will the cat have a FURneral, then?'

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"