Purr-fect Psychoanalyst Pillows

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Cat's Valentine

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Who am I kidding?

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"Your next life will be so much better."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Litter Box with actual litter.

catholic

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

'Dad, Grandma had a funeral, right? Will the cat have a FURneral, then?'

I love my cat.

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

"I'm not coming in without her."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

"I need a peace offering for my human. What's your take? Dead bird of half eaten rat?"

"Have you no shame?"

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

"And.... Checkmate

"Do you ever wonder if there's food on other planets?"