Purr-fect Astronomer Pillows

"Do you ever wonder if there's food on other planets?"

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

Cat Zoom Meeting

A Poem about Sand

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'Now I really am sick.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Cat's Valentine

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

Cat Lady

"Your next life will be so much better."

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

When Astronomers Party.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

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