Purr-fect Parent Pillows

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Cat's Valentine

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

Cat Lady

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

Page-a-day calendar. . . Reasons to live - Feed the cats...

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'