Purr-fect Analyst Pillows

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Cat's Valentine

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

Cat Lady

"Your next life will be so much better."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

Page-a-day calendar. . . Reasons to live - Feed the cats...

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

catholic

Litter Box with actual litter.

'Was that real purring?'

"Astonish me."