"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"
Purr-fect Analyst Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with your purr-fect analyst? Explore our collection of clever and amusing items designed to appreciate their sharp mind and love of cats. From cozy pillows to quirky prints, find something that makes them smile and shows how much you value their analytical prowess—and their feline charm.
Police Feline Unit
Nothing beats the love of a good cat.
Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.
You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.
'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'
Cats on the couch.
Cat Zoom Meeting
"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."
"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."
'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'
Cat Lover's Leap.
'Quick! Take a picture!'
Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.
'Now I really am sick.'
"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"
'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'
"Have you made any retirement plans?"
"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.
Cat's Valentine
'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'
Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!
'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'
"Your next life will be so much better."
'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'
"Did you know that cats can give paw?"
Cat Lady
'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'
"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."
'Was that real purring?'
Page-a-day calendar. . . Reasons to live - Feed the cats...
'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'
catholic
Litter Box with actual litter.
'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'
Purr-fect Analyst Gifts Collection
Purr-fect Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for purr-fect analysts. Find humorous and charming designs that add a splash of fun to their coffee breaks.
Purr-fect Analyst Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful designs for the purr-fect analyst. Perfect for brightening up any space with humor and feline affection.
Purr-fect Analyst Prints
Browse our engaging prints for purr-fect analysts. They make great decor that celebrates their love for cats and knack for analysis in style.
Purr-fect Analyst T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for clever minds and cat lovers! Find something witty and fun to express their purr-fect analytical flair.