Socioeconomic Analyst Gifts

Simplified Map of London.

Lords, Peasants and the Poor Law - 1845

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

"Come in, minion."

Nine Hours at Brighton

'Wait a minute. . . I run into burning buildings for forty thousand a year, and this clown is pouting because they don't throw him the ball enough for six million a year?'

Liberal!

"I hope you realize that this robbery is all the fault of Joe Biden and his campaign of inflation...!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

In and Out Sourced.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Before the riots/after the riots

Alms Bank

Out of control

Keep the econoimy moving

Viva Belarus!

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

World Financial Mafia

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

To-Let Town Centre Map

White House Garage Sale.

The spend is high

Small Businesses Go Under.

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."