Socioeconomic Analyst T-Shirts

Simplified Map of London.

Lords, Peasants and the Poor Law - 1845

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Not Dead yet

The Roommate From Hell

This income gap's a real problem. Who's been feeding you this stuff? These systematic problems are obvious. Any surfer can see what the feudal lords are doing. Surfer? Did you just say surfer? Do you mean serf? What's going on? Mayday. Go nuclear. Yell Raise the inheritance tax.

Take your whining off our property. You! You need to hear the message more than anyone. You think I don't know about the growing income gap. I love it. It's Darwinian. What? The rich get richer because they're more able. The poor get poorer because they're less able or willing to undertake sacrifice and risk. It's partly true and partly because I live it when you're speechless. Whimper.

"Come in, minion."

Nine Hours at Brighton

'Wait a minute. . . I run into burning buildings for forty thousand a year, and this clown is pouting because they don't throw him the ball enough for six million a year?'

Liberal!

"I hope you realize that this robbery is all the fault of Joe Biden and his campaign of inflation...!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

In and Out Sourced.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Before the riots/after the riots

Out of control

Keep the econoimy moving

Viva Belarus!

Alms Bank

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

White House Garage Sale.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

The spend is high