Socioeconomic Analysts Pillows

'How could the government possibly afford a guaranteed annual income? As I see it, the average family needs at least $125,000 per year.'

Spot the difference.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

In and Out Sourced.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Before the riots/after the riots

Out of control

Keep the econoimy moving

Viva Belarus!

Alms Bank

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"Come in, minion."

World Financial Mafia

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

To-Let Town Centre Map

White House Garage Sale.

The spend is high

Small Businesses Go Under.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'