Sociocultural Analyst Gifts

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

The Kali De Milo.

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

World Financial Mafia

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Graham Greene

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Rude Americans.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"