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Modern Culture Analyst T-Shirts
Express their love for cultural analysis with our stylish t-shirts, featuring fun and thought-provoking designs that highlight their passion for modern trends and societal insights.
"Now I really hate poetry."
"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."
Selfie Stick
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"
Sensitivity Reader's Digest
Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.
'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'
"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"
"Tarzan no want computer."
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
Culture, Media and Sport Podium.
Mount Rushmore entertainment.
"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
Sissy Spacek
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
Britain sinking and losing it's identity.
Rude Americans.
'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'
"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"
"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."
'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'
"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."
Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated
The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats
"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)
"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"
"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"
I know why your insults aren't bothering anyone. Tell me meathead. We live in an insult culture. People are accustomed to getting insulted, and by professional critics. Simone Cowell, Bill O'Reilly, Dr. Laura
Culturally significant problems solved.
Today, it's chic to be cheap.
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