Modern Society Analyst Gifts

'Consumer Society'

"I think this is called 'The Cheapest Generation.'''

He donated his body to social science.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Crap from the future.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

The Evolution Of Man.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Before the riots/after the riots

Modern Life Blues

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"Very funny."

'It's your debt to society.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Violence in Mexico

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"He looks so natural."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Expanding Minds

'See? THAT'S globalization!'