Modern Society Analyst Mugs

'Consumer Society'

"I think this is called 'The Cheapest Generation.'''

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Crap from the future.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The Evolution Of Man.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Before the riots/after the riots

Modern Life Blues

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"Very funny."

'It's your debt to society.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Violence in Mexico

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"He looks so natural."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."