"The star next to the Big Dipper is a satellite monitoring this conversation."
Modern Society Critique Mugs
Start their day with a splash of wit—our mugs featuring modern society critique themes serve up humor and commentary in every sip, making mornings better and conversations more interesting.
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"Will follow you on social media for food."
The Evolution Of Man.
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"Tarzan no want computer."
Early Man Late Man
Down With Wikipedia
Daily Routine
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."
'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."
Medical Bracelet
"I medicate first and ask questions later."
A beach has meters.
He donated his body to social science.
"Power! Power!"
'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!
"I forgot to call in dead."
Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only
"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."
"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "
"Scherer Chevrolet never forgets my birthday."
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