"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
Modern World Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift for the modern world analyst? Our collection features clever, thought-provoking items that celebrate their curiosity about current trends, digital culture, and societal shifts. Perfect for those who thrive on understanding the complexities of today’s world, these products make thoughtful and humorous additions to their desk or wardrobe. Whether it's for a birthday, promotion, or just because, find a gift that matches their analytical spirit and love for all things modern.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Crap from the future.
Modern Life Blues
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
"Tarzan no want computer."
"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."
Shakespeare today
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
Munich Security Conference
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
"Very funny."
Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".
"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."
Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".
He donated his body to social science.
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"
Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program
If the NRA had its way...
Expanding Minds
I fear to this guy, 'We'll bomb you back to stoneage' doesn't sound very threatening...
"That was me!"
"He looks so natural."
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
'I find that delegating responsibility is important, but delegating blame is much more important.'
Labour party boat in stormy sea towing Lib Dem boat
"Pop-up prison."
Syria Crisis
Kiev/Taiwan
"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."
Vending machine offers tea and sympathy
"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."
'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'
Modern World Analyst Gifts Collection
Modern World Analyst Mugs
Discover more clever and insightful mugs perfect for modern world analysts who love their coffee as much as their critique of contemporary culture.
Modern World Analyst Pillows
Explore our selection of fun and thoughtful pillows, ideal for adding personality to any space of a modern world analyst with a sense of humor.
Modern World Analyst Prints
Browse our stylish prints that celebrate modern culture and analysis, perfect for decorating the workspace of a modern world analyst.
Modern World Analyst T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts that capture the spirit of the modern world analyst and their fascination with today’s trends and innovations.