Modern World Analyst Pillows

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Crap from the future.

Modern Life Blues

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Shakespeare today

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Munich Security Conference

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"Very funny."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

He donated his body to social science.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

If the NRA had its way...

Expanding Minds

I fear to this guy, 'We'll bomb you back to stoneage' doesn't sound very threatening...

"That was me!"

"He looks so natural."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

'I find that delegating responsibility is important, but delegating blame is much more important.'

Labour party boat in stormy sea towing Lib Dem boat

"Pop-up prison."

Syria Crisis

Kiev/Taiwan

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

Vending machine offers tea and sympathy

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'