Modern World Critic Pillows

"Tarzan no want computer."

Before we begin, I'd like to ask that all cell phones be turned off.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Early Man Late Man

Down With Wikipedia

Daily Routine

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"AI designed my statue."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Medical Bracelet

Pfft! I could do that.

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

A beach has meters.

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

"Power! Power!"

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'