Modern World Analyst T-Shirts

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Crap from the future.

Modern Life Blues

"Tarzan no want computer."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Munich Security Conference

Shakespeare today

"Very funny."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"He looks so natural."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"That was me!"

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

I fear to this guy, 'We'll bomb you back to stoneage' doesn't sound very threatening...

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

'I find that delegating responsibility is important, but delegating blame is much more important.'

Labour party boat in stormy sea towing Lib Dem boat

"Pop-up prison."

Military Recruiters...'Win a free trip to the holy lands'

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

Vending machine offers tea and sympathy

Kiev/Taiwan

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

Syria Crisis