Modern Life Cynic Mugs

Start their day with a dose of sarcasm—our mugs for the modern cynic feature witty quotes and snarky designs perfect for their morning brew and their sharp sense of humor.

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Cornucopia Prime

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"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?" mockup

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'" mockup

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!" mockup

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics) mockup

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

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Daily Routine

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Early Man Late Man

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"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!" mockup

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

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"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man." mockup

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

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'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

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'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

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"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area." mockup

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

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Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

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"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man." mockup

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

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Obama builds own gallows.

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

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The first accurate poll.

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"Would you say your politics are middle of the road?"

"Would you say your politics are middle of the road?" mockup

"Would you say your politics are middle of the road?"

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"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

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