Fairytale Debunkers Pillows

'I just can't keep on pretending that we've been living happily ever after!'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Govt. UK led by Seance

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"This isn't how the story went at all."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.'

Rational explanations

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Tall stories

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

"Ouch!"