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"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

'Ooh! Someone walked over my grave.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Lucky horseshoe

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"So, how's your other half?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Houdini's Dog

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Candle Size

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."