Surprise Fanatic Mugs

"Happy Christmas!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Surprise!"

Newt sale

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Catasaurus

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Self Help / Elf Help.