Surprise Fanatic Pillows

"Happy Christmas!"

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Surprise!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

Witch's Brew.

Surreal ale