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'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Back in 2 to 5 years.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"We've picked up a tail."

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

Richard gets the third degree.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."