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"Oh no! I'm going to get an Asbo!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"#notguilty."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

He loves the water.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Miami Mice

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mobsters at the Beach

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."