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"We have our conclusion, now we need the evidence!"

Back in 2 to 5 years.

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'I do my bit to keep crime off the streets...I stay in one night a week.'

'God, how I hate bent coppers.'

"But, I don't want to call you 'Daddy'. Can't I just call you by your actual name?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"#notguilty."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

The evidence destroyed

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'