Crime Series Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh no! I'm going to get an Asbo!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"#notguilty."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Mobsters at the Beach

Miami Mice

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."