Crime Show Fan Mugs

"Take your time."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

"Something's fishy. I mean look at this place. How much do drug sniffers earn?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

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"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

"Your call is important to us."

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

"Well Sarge, this looks like one of your classic open and shut cases."

Police lineup

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

"Rollo used to be a police dog!"

Well, if you're innocent, the strangler must still be out there. And if that's the case, we're probably safer in here.

'See? Now that you have a crime lab of your own, you don't know what to do with it.'

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

"Before we continue, Joey, we'd like you to open this heartfelt 'Goodbye coworker' card."

"Watch as I transform this ordinary magician's assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime."

"I'm returning this. My husband says it makes his coffee taste funny."

'No, lets take this battery. It has a longer warranty.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Headless Chicken.

"Stick around, pal. If paint samples from your wall match those found on the body on the sidewalk, we'll need to ask you a few more questions."

'Feel free to shop around, but I'm confident you won't find a better hideout for this price.'

'Our business corrupt? What gives you that idea?'

"If this is a robbery you must fill out this form according to the bank's rules. . . And remember to write you name and address!"

'It's my Swiss Piggy Bank Account.'

'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'

'By the time I'd worked out whether it was an incident, disease or dangerous occurrence it was too late.'

"You do realise this will have a detrimental effect on my pension pot."

'Hold it right there. I'll be back after this short break.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'