Crime Show Fan Pillows

"Take your time."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

"Something's fishy. I mean look at this place. How much do drug sniffers earn?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

Canine Police Line Up.

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

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"Well Sarge, this looks like one of your classic open and shut cases."

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

"Your call is important to us."

'Well at least they died with smiles on their faces.'

'When I said 'stick em up' I didn't mean with a glue gun!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

Well, if you're innocent, the strangler must still be out there. And if that's the case, we're probably safer in here.

Police lineup

"Rollo used to be a police dog!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

'See? Now that you have a crime lab of your own, you don't know what to do with it.'

'Feel free to shop around, but I'm confident you won't find a better hideout for this price.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I'm starting to think it's just the masks we're supposed to wear!'

'Take your time Mr Jenkins and try and identify the individual who broke into your home.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'I don't think he's too happy with the new identity we've given him,sarge!'

'By the time I'd worked out whether it was an incident, disease or dangerous occurrence it was too late.'

'Hold it right there. I'll be back after this short break.'

'It's my Swiss Piggy Bank Account.'

'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'

"Watch as I transform this ordinary magician's assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime."

'I don't think you are telling me all your true symptoms, so Dr. Leo and I are going to play 'good doc' and 'bad doc' to get all the info.'

"You do realise this will have a detrimental effect on my pension pot."