Crime Show Fan With A Twist Pillows

Oliver "Bugsy" Bigelow

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"#notguilty."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

The evidence destroyed

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'