Tv Mystery Fanatics Prints

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It was me who did it!"

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

The Raven - The Study at Night

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Read a little about it"

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

The Future of Detective Work

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"I'm just curious why you included a section in your resume that says 'The lost years...'"

Schlock Holmes

Black Forest Collectibles.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

"We'll have to stop meeting like this. Don't look now but I think the wifes hired a couple of private detectives."

Mr Invisible's Ride

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.