Medieval Mystery Seeker T-Shirts

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cheating Death.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Bigfoot tracks...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

How they did it . . .

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"False alarm - the King is just sleeping. Long sleep the King!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Understanding art.

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

Masked Ball

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Monster Horrorscopes

Supernatural book - The Unexplained