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Early Reading Group . . .

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Dragon and Dragoff

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"Ground score!"

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

Octopus Lady

The Troubadour

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'He was an evil king.'

John Wycliffe

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"Have a safe trip!"

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Castle with parking lot.

Friendly Troll.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.