Medieval Mystery Lover Prints

Early Reading Group . . .

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

"Ground score!"

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Octopus Lady

The Troubadour

'He was an evil king.'

John Wycliffe

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

"Have a safe trip!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

Castle with parking lot.

Friendly Troll.